Now, not being funny, but I do drink an awful lot of Diet Coke at work. Probably a bit more than I should. I hate to think what that stuff is doing to my insides...

But in all honesty, at no point have I ever thought 'You know what? This stuff tastes a bit like water...'.

Why?

Because it doesn't, Lee!

And of course, you know that if you come in to work with a sun tan one morning, now, we're all going to wonder if you've been bathing in cola...