I think you're thinking of "Escape to Victory," Lee...

Those pesky apples. They're so difficult... Hold on. No they're sodding not. What the hell's complicated about an apple? You eat it, you throw away the core.

Lee did add, in his defense, that "I would eat an apple, if my missus chopped it up into bits". True pedigree of laziness. I can see it now, demanding a 'prepared' apple while Lee sits and plays Oblivion of an evening/early morning.

True class.

Modern day philosopher or beanie hatted twonk?

'Nuff said.