5 Responses to “Ask Walford... about his Ideal Partner.”

1.  Anonymous  on Monday, June 05, 2006 3:29:00 pm  

   hold on... there's more man in that mix than woman - and even then you've gone and picked a rather "manly" woman in Alicia Silverstone.
   
   And she has a moustache.
   
   And a nob - probably.

2.  Anonymous  on Monday, June 05, 2006 3:39:00 pm  

   We would like, at this juncture, to point out that we are not suggesting for a second that Alicia Silverstone has a nob.
   
   We just don't know that.
   
   Now are we likely going to ever get a chance to ask her.
   
   Let alone find out...

3.  Anonymous  on Thursday, June 08, 2006 12:48:00 pm  

   haha
   
   I would never in a million years dare to SUGGEST that Alicia Silverstone might be a bit hairy and have a nob. I have it on very good authority that it is probably true.
   
   If the moustachioed hermaphrodite has a problem with this then why doesn't she stick up for herself eh?
   
   eh?

4.  Anonymous  on Sunday, June 11, 2006 1:50:00 am  

   Dear World of Walford,
   
   I am most distressed with comments recently posted on your site suggesting that I am a hairy man freak, or that I am in some way a hermaphrodite.
   
   This is simply untrue.
   
   I'm dead good looking, me. And I scrub up pretty well in a tight rubber Bat-suit, as can be seen in the immortal movie "Batman & Robin". Even if it is the only movie anybody's seen me in for years...
   
   Hope that's cleared that up for you all.
   
   Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to playing with my dinkle...

5.  Anonymous  on Sunday, June 11, 2006 1:52:00 am  

   Please, oh please, don't sue us...

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