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Published Thursday, May 3 by World of Walford.
Oh, what the heck, here's another.
You keep telling yourself that, Mr W. Just keep telling yourself...
Yeah, I know. I really haven't been keeping this site up to date, have I? Well, what can I say...? I really wish it was that I've been hideously busy and that my life is so filled by grander designs that I simply do not have the time...
Sadly, that's not the case. I'm just lazy.
Still, we have a stockpile of the wit of young Walford ready for blogging, and so I bring you this snippet of insight into the mind of the man who would be King (Or is that Monkey Queen?). the People's Prophet, the man they quite simply call... er... 'Walford'.
And so, having been away so long from the public consciousness, I'm sure that the man himself will want to bestow upon you something deeply thought provoking - a real message that we can all learn from.
Isn't that right, Sir?
Dear God. I give up.....................................................
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Published Monday, December 18 by World of Walford.
There's a crazy logic to that, which is somehow appealing...
If not biologically impossible.
...For a drink maybe? Or maybe a nice meal...?
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Published Friday, December 15 by World of Walford.
I'm damned if I know where this line of thought came from.
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Published Monday, August 21 by World of Walford.
Once again we breathe a sigh of relief that Lee is not a peace ambassador for this country or any other.
There would be genocide.
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Published Friday, August 11 by World of Walford.
This one speaks for itself...
Now, not being funny, but I do drink an awful lot of Diet Coke at work. Probably a bit more than I should. I hate to think what that stuff is doing to my insides...
But in all honesty, at no point have I ever thought 'You know what? This stuff tastes a bit like water...'.
Why?
Because it doesn't, Lee!
And of course, you know that if you come in to work with a sun tan one morning, now, we're all going to wonder if you've been bathing in cola...